Once I get a job and I get my first pay check, it’s going mostly to me expanding my book collection. I have a mile long list of books I need.
- Me watching the Olympics at age 8: Oh that's nice
- Me watching the Olympics at age 12: Wow I hope we win
- Me watching the Olympics at age 16: I'm going to fuck the entire swim team and no one can stop me
As much as I enjoyed seeing Matt Bomer 98% naked, Magic Mike was really a shitty movie.
Tonight is pretty depressing.