I did my Joker make up again this year and was sitting on the porch handing out candy, when this 5 or 6 year old dressed as Batman hauls ass across the lawn and punches me in the arm. I reply in my best Joker voice, “What was that for Bats?” and he replies, “You’re Joker!” and shakes his fist at me. I about died from adorableness and I gave him like six...
did my joker look and now my previously blonde eyebrows are black. saw a dad and his like 4 year old dressed as Beast and Belle. had interesting conversation with Pinhead. ate candy.
So guess who's mom just gave up her parental...
that’d be me.
do i have to go to school today? i just want to curl up in bed and sleep. asdfjkl;