October 2010
I hate people.
September 2010
It's a wonder how my mom doesn't get arrested when she calls the police on me.
- Officer: What was your daughter wearing?
- My mom: I don't know! I was gone when she left and I don't remember!
- Officer: Try to remember, we need to know so we can file a missing persons report.
- My mom: I don't know, I don't know! I got her friend to take me to the store and when I came home she was gone!
- Officer: Well can you remember anything?
- My mom: Oh! I know! She has bright neon blue hair! You can't miss it!
- Officer: ...what.
